Vernon Dursley
Stories
A Very Dursley Christmas by Baby Boomer Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Dudley partakes of too much Christmas cheer.  Set in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix time frame. 


Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Marge Dursley, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 469 Read Count: 417
[Report This] Published: 02/23/2012 Updated: 02/23/2012
After the Flaw by KanedaX Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 105]
Summary: Past Featured StoryWizards fall in love. Wizards fall out of love. Some enter the world while others leave. Friendships are formed, minds are changed, and some discover that their family is larger than they ever imagined.

A lot can happen in nineteen years...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Aberforth Dumbledore, Albus Severus Potter, Andromeda Tonks, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Cho Chang, Dean Thomas, Dennis Creevey, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Ernie Macmillan, Fenrir Greyback, Filius Flitwick, Firenze, Fleur Delacour, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hestia Jones, Horace Slughorn, Hugo Weasley, James (younger) Potter, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Katie Bell, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lavender Brown, Lily Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, OFC, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Penelope Clearwater, Percy Weasley, Petunia Dursley, Pomona Sprout, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rita Skeeter, Ron Weasley, Rose Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Scorpius Malfoy, Seamus Finnigan, Sibyll Trelawney, Susan Bones, Various, Vernon Dursley, Viktor Krum, Xenophilius Lovegood
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Erotica, Fluff, General, Romance
Time Period: Next Generation, Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Masturbation, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 43 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 237700 Read Count: 86599
[Report This] Published: 04/20/2008 Updated: 11/26/2011
Born in Frustration by mynameis Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Takes place after OOTP. Draco seeks revenge on Harry, what he discovers changes everything. Ignores HBP and DH.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Petunia Dursley, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst, Frottage, Hurt/Comfort, M-Preg, Masturbation, Minor Fluff, OC, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 912 Read Count: 1328
[Report This] Published: 04/24/2008 Updated: 04/27/2008
Changing Perceptions by deenas Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary: How exactly did James and Lily get together in their seventh year?
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Bathilda Bagshot, Eileen Prince, Hestia Jones, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, OFC, OMC, Petunia Dursley, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Vernon Dursley, Yaxley
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: Angst, Het, Major Fluff, Masturbation, Minor Character Death, OC, Public Sex, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66379 Read Count: 10791
[Report This] Published: 05/02/2008 Updated: 10/25/2008
Dudley Disgusting by Baby Boomer Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Dudley is left home alone, but he isn't lonely.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 477 Read Count: 752
[Report This] Published: 01/30/2011 Updated: 01/31/2011
Summary: Dudley wasn't expecting to find her. He fought it every step of the way and yet, once he fell under her spell and there was no going back. No matter what.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Katie Bell, Petunia Dursley, Ron Weasley, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Het, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20558 Read Count: 8235
[Report This] Published: 10/03/2007 Updated: 11/30/2007
Friends and Foes by Northumbrian Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harry and his friends finally know who killed Ginny and Luna's classmate, Colin Creevey. It is 2001, and the search has been ongoing for a year. Will those final few foes who escaped justice at the end of The Battle ever be brought to justice?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Dennis Creevey, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Fleur Delacour, Flying Motorbike, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Luna Lovegood, Marcus Flint, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, OFC, OMC, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Parvati Patil, Percy Weasley, Petunia Dursley, Ron Weasley, Susan Bones, Terry Boot, Theodore Nott, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, General, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1030 Read Count: 348
[Report This] Published: 10/11/2014 Updated: 10/11/2014
Get Me to the Church on Time! by Baby Boomer Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Vernon Dursley's chipper mood on his wedding day doesn't last long.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Petunia Dursley, Sirius Black, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1130 Read Count: 960
[Report This] Published: 08/28/2008 Updated: 08/28/2008
Good to the Last Drop by Baby Boomer Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry enjoys making special coffee for Uncle Vernon.  A missing moment from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 472 Read Count: 700
[Report This] Published: 01/28/2011 Updated: 01/28/2011
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by Baby Boomer Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Dudley brings home an unwelcome guest for dinner.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Luna Lovegood, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1505 Read Count: 736
[Report This] Published: 07/12/2010 Updated: 07/12/2010
Hellion by Sinister Dexter Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary: A Marauderized Harry has been unleashed upon Hogwarts and the world at large. World, fear for your sanity! Hogwarts, run for your life! Giant squid, don't forget 1975! A Siriusly raised Harry. Obviously, highly AU.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Dean Thomas, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Filius Flitwick, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Petunia Dursley, Quirinus Quirrell, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Seamus Finnigan, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Crack-Fic
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14155 Read Count: 2304
[Report This] Published: 04/09/2010 Updated: 07/08/2010
I Wanna Know by deenas Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: In the last year, Harry's had to discover what it means to have the power of love on his side.

Lyrics are taken from Foreigner's song "I Wanna Know What Love Is." I heard the song on the radio and it spawned this huge plot bunny that I am pleased to present to you. There are also some quotes taken from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, UK version, pages 578, 579 and 580. Also, props go out to Forrest Gump, because you can never have too much Forrest Gump now can you?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Andromeda Tonks, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Dennis Creevey, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lavender Brown, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Time Period: Post-War, Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Minor Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7854 Read Count: 1075
[Report This] Published: 02/18/2009 Updated: 02/18/2009
The Dursleys Revisited by Baby Boomer Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Twenty years after he leaves their home for good, Harry sees his aunt and uncle at the zoo. 


Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Lily Potter, OFC, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 606 Read Count: 795
[Report This] Published: 06/21/2011 Updated: 06/21/2011
The Seventh Year by TheGinny615 Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: It's after the war and Harry, Ron, and Hermione are returning to Hogwarts to complete their seventh and final year. Romances bloom and friends fight. Hormones rage. Compatible with DH including the epilogue.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Aberforth Dumbledore, Andromeda Tonks, Argus Filch, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Horace Slughorn, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Theodore Lupin, Vernon Dursley, Voldemort
Genres: Drama, Erotica, General, Romance, Trio
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, FemSlash, Masturbation, Orgy, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1327 Read Count: 4387
[Report This] Published: 08/26/2008 Updated: 08/26/2008