What an absolutely, positively brilliant way to start my morning!  I love this! You've got Malfoy down to the last gnat's eyelash, secretElf, at least the way I see him.  "Petulant Cow" indeed.  And love, love, love the decorating Christmas tree story!  Can't you just see Harry, like a rotten little kid, throwing tinself at the tree in great handfuls just to watch Draco fuss?  And what a wonderful premise with the ring, because truly, have there ever been two men who were less alike?  Oh, I adore this.  Thank you, thank you, thank you!