Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Favorite Stories
"Hope is the thing with feathers..." by Lani Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Two weeks after Sirius Black fell beyond the Veil, Harry is in the midst of mourning (though he doesn’t want to talk about it) and Lupin is… well, Lupin has other things on his mind.  But Harry and company must learn that not everything is as it seems and the difference between believing and madness is not so straightforward.  SBRL slash

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47128 Read Count: 6923
[Report This] Published: 07/31/2006 Updated: 08/18/2006
A Dare's a Dare, Right? by Lizardlaugh Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A voice inside Harry’s head told him that this was something he most definitely would NOT do sober, that he should stop, tell Hermione she was being ridiculous, that Ron was just his friend, and anyway, he didn’t like boys that way.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Golden Trio
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2256 Read Count: 3451
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2005 Updated: 10/22/2005
A Disturbing Development by Sheepybunbuns Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:  Harry Potter tells the story of an unwelcome connection between him and Voldemort, and how it helped in Voldemort’s demise.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: PWP, Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14125 Read Count: 991
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
A Trail Of Bubbles by thysanotus Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Neville...
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: None
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 728 Read Count: 1023
[Report This] Published: 10/29/2005 Updated: 10/29/2005
Ancient History by marksykins Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Neville gets an unexpected customer.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 410 Read Count: 504
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2005 Updated: 11/13/2005
And the click click clicking of their fangs by thysanotus Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Written in my biometrics class this morning. Sort of a "welcome" to the new folks on my flist.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 327 Read Count: 819
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Because I Said So by crystallekil Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry doesn't like being kept awake at night
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Blaise Zabini
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: D/S, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1455 Read Count: 2157
[Report This] Published: 10/02/2005 Updated: 10/02/2005
Better Used by delicatetruth Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry contemplates what makes something important, what makes something stand out, and most of all why he can't live without Ron.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1377 Read Count: 418
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2006 Updated: 04/04/2006
Burning From The Inside by Cluegirl Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry's pushed it too far, and there's only one way left to get through.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3721 Read Count: 4096
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2005 Updated: 10/04/2005
But What I Really Want To Do Is Direct by Rickey_A Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: (H/R, Hr) Hermione wants to watch. Hermione really wants to direct.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP, Trio
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Masturbation
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1623 Read Count: 5782
[Report This] Published: 02/26/2007 Updated: 02/26/2007
Christmas Presents by Rynne Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 3]
Summary: During Christmas break of sixth year, Sirius asks Remus a question. SLASH Remus/Sirius
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5688 Read Count: 1095
[Report This] Published: 07/20/2006 Updated: 07/20/2006
Comments: This romantic piece includes much of what the puppy shippers have believed to be canon long before any of it was addressed by JKR. The romance is written is so well that you forget that you're reading two boys together realizing that they're in love with each other. You just read it for what it is... a beautiful romance. The style is incredible too, as the auhor chose to depict the story in two different POVs so that the reader can see what each boy was thinking during their initial discussion. The last chapter perfectly combines those two POVs together.
Company with Dinner by Amanuensis Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Angsty drabble about Buckbeak
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 344 Read Count: 309
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
Dog Fancy by Kitsune_SD Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: None of the Marauders had ever caught Remus wanking... and Sirius finds that some situations are easier to manage as Padfoot.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Beastiality, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6134 Read Count: 4935
[Report This] Published: 03/18/2006 Updated: 03/19/2006
Every Night the Same by Rickey_A Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Immediately Post War. Harry and Ron are involved, only neither can admit it.
Genre: I have no idea (is there such thing as psycho-smut? {;-)
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1180 Read Count: 855
[Report This] Published: 01/26/2007 Updated: 01/27/2007
Full of Christmas Cheer by Sheepybunbuns Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Umbridge’s crusade has left Remus feeling tense and reactive, which isn’t the best of moods when he wants to discuss something that he’s managed to avoid for over twenty years.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6142 Read Count: 974
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005