Penname: sgt_majorette [Contact] Real name: auntie
Member Since: 11/08/2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:

ex-ssg, usa; spinner and lace knitter; great-auntie; balkan music fan (of course, i write krumfic!);

retired and presiding over a microcosm of heavily armed fashion dolls. older than a boat, and there can be no folly in owning it, as the poetess said...


Live Journal: http://http://www.livejournal.com/users/sgt_majorette/.livejournal.com
Web Site: www.sergeantmajorette.us
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Score One For The Little Brother by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Teddy Lupin gets an insiders view of the joys and pitfalls of sibling rivalry one cold morning in the Potter family kitchen...
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter, James (younger) Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Theodore Lupin
Genres: Romance
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Slash, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3921 Read Count: 2731
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2007 Updated: 03/11/2009
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 03/12/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Brother to Brother

Now, that's cute! Slash without smut, and everybody stays in character!

Bravo!



Author's Response:

Yay! See? It can be done! LOL Hee!

 

Thank you thank you thank you!!! 

One-off by gingerale Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Wherein Ron gets a blow job from Pansy
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 646 Read Count: 682
[Report This] Published: 02/03/2008 Updated: 02/03/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 02/04/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Completely pointless smut with my favorite totally wrong pairing: gotta love it!

Author's Response: LOL!  For a while there I thought you'd flamed me!  Thanks for reading! :)

Dudley Dursley and the Knights of Walpurgis by humantales Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 39]
Summary: After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter
Genres: Action/Adventure
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 56296 Read Count: 6164
[Report This] Published: 02/22/2008 Updated: 10/29/2010
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 02/01/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3

Nice to see more of this: I've been following this story with interest. I do love next-gen, especially with Dursleys in it!

Author's Response:

I find Dudley's arc fascinating; such a horrible beginning, but by the end he was starting to show some actual empathy.  So it's been fun to write (when writer's block hasn't gotten in the way.)

 

Thanks for your review.

Amicable by Thistlerose Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: She still has places to go, people to see.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin
Genres: Angst, Ficlet
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 695 Read Count: 510
[Report This] Published: 03/16/2008 Updated: 03/16/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 03/18/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awwwww! how sweet! thanx!

Five Ways Ron and Hermione Never Met by marksykins Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Just what the title says.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1063 Read Count: 1435
[Report This] Published: 03/16/2008 Updated: 03/16/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 03/18/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

'cause it's funny, and AU/canon-compliant all at the same time!

Lackland Elf Storage by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 6]
Summary: After becoming "head of the family", Draco must investigate a mystery bill.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1143 Read Count: 508
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2008 Updated: 03/27/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 03/27/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Lackland Elf Storage

Why would they fix the sign? The scandalous thing is that obviously those comatose elves are breeding in there. I think I saw something about that on Law and Order...

Author's Response:

*snicker*  That'd be an . . . interesting . . . story, huh?

Thanks for your review!

All That We See Or Seem by IamShadow Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

Harry collapses after seeing his children off on the Hogwarts Express. When he awakes, things aren't as they were.


Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Madam Pomfrey, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoilers for DH, Hurt/Comfort, Minor Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10884 Read Count: 7555
[Report This] Published: 05/06/2008 Updated: 05/17/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 05/10/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three: You Are Not Wrong

Have you ever had any experience with hypnogogic/hypnopompic hallucinations (so-called "lucid dreaming"? Narcolepsy? Did you ever see a movie called Jacob's Ladder? I'm getting the same chills from this story!

Warn me if it's going to end badly!!!!



Author's Response: Narcolepsy, no. Hypnogogic hallucinations, yes. Never seen Jacob's Ladder. And I think you're worrying too much. :)

Taking The Piss by alloy Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Alastor Moody's association with the Weasley Family began in Times Past.

An Adventure with 'Rough' Rupert Weasley - Ron's Grandfather.

Part of both "Midnight Confessions" and "Smell Of Lavender"
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Alastor Moody, OMC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy
Time Period: Grindelwald
Warnings: Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 380 Read Count: 570
[Report This] Published: 05/29/2008 Updated: 05/29/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 05/31/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Taking The Piss

Rough Rupert? Love it!!!

Failure: Her Greatest Fear by thesteppyone Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: My version of what happened in the Chamber of Secrets when Hermione destroyed the Horcrux. Written for the Missing Moment challenge over on the_hp_love at LiveJournal.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4315 Read Count: 940
[Report This] Published: 06/10/2008 Updated: 06/10/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 06/10/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Failure: Her Greatest Fear

Yay! I luvs me some Missing Moments!!!

Proposals by thesteppyone Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Ron has his proposal to Hermione all planned out, but Harry's impromptu proposal to Ginny throws a spanner in the works. Luckily his best friend comees up with a plan to get things back on track.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Major Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2428 Read Count: 1106
[Report This] Published: 06/11/2008 Updated: 06/11/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 06/11/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Proposals

I love the ring box falling out with the tissues! So very Ron!

Mrs Potter in the Dining Room with the Candlestick by deenas Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: That probably wasn't the real reason behind the gift.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Masturbation, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 1667
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2008 Updated: 09/12/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 09/12/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Just an excuse for smut

Not my thing, because I really think Harry's gay and thus wouldn't be that passionate with Ginny,

HOWEVER!

Totally worth it for the punchline! (And the line about Fred not chipping in for his half of the present - priceless...)

Breaking Wind by deenas Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 8]
Summary: The months on the road were stressful enough. Sometimes, you just have to act like you're twelve.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Golden Trio
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, Drabble, Ficlet, General
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 636 Read Count: 1269
[Report This] Published: 11/03/2008 Updated: 11/03/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 11/03/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Breaking Wind--An Outtake from Deathly Hallows

Ah, yes! Reminds me of my Army days... That's the real reason females shouldn't bunk with males!

Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 05/20/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Breaking Wind--An Outtake from Deathly Hallows

Believe it or not, this gives me flashbacks to my Army days on field training exercises!

Men farting under canvas... Goot times...

Dreaming of Dragons by luvscharlie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StoryCharlie Weasley's first contact with a dragon sets the course of his life.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, General
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 913 Read Count: 524
[Report This] Published: 11/17/2008 Updated: 11/17/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 11/17/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awwww! Li'l Weasley stories!!! There will be more, I hope?

The Best by shieldmaiden Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Hugo Weasley had the best dad in the world.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Hugo Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, General
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1537 Read Count: 824
[Report This] Published: 12/09/2008 Updated: 12/09/2008
Reviewer: sgt_majorette Signed
Date: 12/10/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awwwww!!!

I love Daddy!Ron!



Author's Response: Thank you so much!