Harry finds himself, Hermione and Ron somewhere they never expected to be. But why are people calling him Dan?
lol... looks like emma's contract is gonna have a clause in the last movie...
Author's Response: ...much to Rupert's discomfort! Rupe, dude, trust me, there's no such thing as "Like a Sister." Be real. You'd tap that!
this is very powerful. I think this is truely how Voldemort felt deep down if he had ever bothered to look. Bravo.
P.S. lol@ vernon "burning for days" although.. kinda sick too :P
hahahahahah... cute!
Author's Response: Glad you got a laugh!
When Hermione uses ancient magic to save Harry and Ron, the trio's lives are changed - forever! 
“Teaspoon the size of Mars, maybe!” - brilliant
"Sirius's wand spouted a muscular, bald silver man on a flying surfboard" the Silver fucking Surfer??? I LOVE YOU!!! lol
“Ludicrous speed!” Hermione had shouted, pointing determinedly forward, and Harry and Ron had both stared at her, baffled. -hahahah, Spaceballs?
“So he can sneak up on people,” said Ron. “Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking . . .” gotta love JKR
I really like ron's take on "three brothers"
I thought it was fun to have Hermione be a Mel Brooks fan -- like Dumbledore! -- and Harry -- never allowed to watch movies, of course -- and Ron have no idea.
I was nervous about hte JKR-quote. It worked so well in my chapter, and served to tie back in with canon, but I would hate to be thought of as a plagiarist!
I enjoy's Ron's take as well.He's so smart-alecky!
Thanks for the kind words!
10 points for Griffindor, 1,000,000 points to you!!!
Author's Response: Thanks so much! It can be frustrating having a gag in mind for months or more than a year before you get to write it, but in hte case of that one, it really helped me hone it into a fine sharp joke! So glad you enjoyed it!
And she spun on her heel and marched from the room, leaving Draco staring after the flow of her robes and long red hair.
do i see some GW/DM shipping being foreshadowed??
It's a bad time to be in love.i guess i didn't really read all the warnings on this one and didn't read the authors notes. my lesson is learned. It started out very good, but.. i really.. REALLY wasn't expecting the prison part. I feel kind of sick now and I don't think i can read any sort of hermione/ginny for a while.
it was a very powerful story. you did an excellent job in writing, i just.. i'm not going to be right the rest of the day. I'm seriously bothered, if that is what you were going for.
ooh damn.. happy christmas indeed!! (and it's 3 months from now!)
I've always wanted to hear her side of the story and funny enough I did wonder what witches did when they got their periods. I believe your imagination and humor made a wonderful story and I will definately be reading the next books!
Wizards fall in love. Wizards fall out of love. Some enter the world while others leave. Friendships are formed, minds are changed, and some discover that their family is larger than they ever imagined.OMG i LOVED this chapter!!!! perfect summary! and LOL @ “Hermione could write a book,” said Harry, “hell, she could write seven books about me and still need to write an encyclopedia before she’d even think that she had written enough.”
I loved the whole story and I cannot wait to begin the next one!
MORE!!!! *cries*
YAY!!! You did an amazing job at this!!! I can't wait for the next to come out!
I've read all the diary series and absolutely love it! You really have an great idea of what Hermione is really like. I look forward to more. Have you ever considered doing something like this for ron?
