Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Coffee Klatch by magicofisis Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Set after the demise of Voldemort, Wormtail and Remus chat about the good old days over coffee. Written for Saeva's Gen Ficathon.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Remus Lupin, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2174 Read Count: 354
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2005 Updated: 10/04/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Wow! What a way to end it! Great job on this! 

A Rock and A Hard Place by Cluegirl Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Severus and Minerva ~ Angst, character vignette.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1634 Read Count: 1039
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2005 Updated: 10/04/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/08/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

I absolutely adore your McGonagall. The way you write her stoic, yet caring and humorous all at the same time, is a feat I have yet to accomplish. This is a beautifully haunting glimpse into the life of Severus Snape and loving Sev the way I do, I couldn't tell you how much I enjoyed this story. Thanks for submitting it.

That Silly Holiday? by inell Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lucius and Narcissa on Valentine's Day
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Mystery
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1294 Read Count: 266
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2005 Updated: 10/04/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/27/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Oh very nice! Hee! I can see Narcissa doing this Lucius and Lucius falling for it willingly! LOL

Round Up by Amanuensis Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: I have no idea where this came from; it just rolled into my brain one night and demanded to be shared. There's character death in here, but it's all in the name of a good joke. Note: It took me exactly as long to write it as it took to run the video while I was writing it!
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 316
[Report This] Published: 10/05/2005 Updated: 10/05/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/08/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Ha! Love it!! Muggle transport's good indeed! *grins*

Last Call at the Leaky Cauldron by crystallekil Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Post-Hogwarts. Ron has a bad day. Hermione and Harry cheer him up.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Three of Hearts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Threesome, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1260 Read Count: 772
[Report This] Published: 10/17/2005 Updated: 10/17/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Hee! Awww... they wub each other! Still giggling over this one!

Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Hee! Awww... they wub each other! Still giggling over this one!

Just Desserts by Icarus Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The heavy drapes were drawn and the room smelled liked rotting pot pourri. Severus Snape has fantasies.
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Narcissa Malfoy, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 670 Read Count: 1030
[Report This] Published: 10/17/2005 Updated: 10/17/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/21/2006 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Oh my this was deliciously perverse and very Snapelike! :D

Author's Response: Thank you. The Desert Snape/Peter series is just evil. I never said that I liked Peter.

Operation GPTNMFANALIDBHF by Rynne Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Draco is not in love with Harry. Really, he's not. And he definitely doesn't have a plan to get Harry to love him too..
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1416 Read Count: 468
[Report This] Published: 10/19/2005 Updated: 10/19/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

*giggles* This was just too funny! Great job!

Heart to Break by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: On Hermione's birthday she and Ron resolve the tension between them.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4668 Read Count: 4683
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2005 Updated: 10/22/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10/22/2005 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter the first

I can't believe you made me read and ENJOY fluffy romance! You hag! I love how you wrote both points of view without leaving anything out. You get to see how they each come to terms with their feelings toward each other and no one... and I mean that... no one can write a man's throughts better than you. You rock babe!

I'll Stand By You by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A mission goes wrong and Hermione comforts her best mate.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4804 Read Count: 1706
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2005 Updated: 10/22/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/24/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

This is one of my favorite stories of yours because it has such a great characterization of Hermione in it. She's timid, yet courageous and loves Ron so much but is afraid to be wrong. That her feelings might not reciprocated, even though in her heart, she knows he feels the same way. She cares for him so perfectly in this story that you can already see her as his wife more than his friend... I love it! Love it! Love it!

A Dare's a Dare, Right? by Lizardlaugh Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A voice inside Harry’s head told him that this was something he most definitely would NOT do sober, that he should stop, tell Hermione she was being ridiculous, that Ron was just his friend, and anyway, he didn’t like boys that way.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Golden Trio
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2256 Read Count: 5347
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2005 Updated: 10/22/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/29/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

This is one of my favorite fics of yours! I just love the way you write them drunken and completely debauched! LOL

Club by simons_flower Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry takes Ron to a Muggle club for a bit of illicit trysting.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Alternate Universe, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1050 Read Count: 1205
[Report This] Published: 10/23/2005 Updated: 10/23/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/04/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Club

An oldie but goodie just before bed! I've read this one many times over since you first wrote it and posted it, but didn't realize until now that I'd never reviewed... at least not here.

 

I love the ease in their dialogue and the hot, steamy public sex that you KNOW they had to go home and detail to Hermione with many visuals... and re-enactments, of course. :)

 

Hot! Hot! Hot baybee! 



Author's Response: Aw, thanks!

Dirty Boy by simons_flower Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry wakes up alone and hears noises he mistakes for something else.
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Threesome, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 993 Read Count: 3551
[Report This] Published: 10/23/2005 Updated: 10/23/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Dirty Boy

Damn right they do! *fans self* I sooooooooooooo love this one!


Author's Response: Thanks!

In the Shower by simons_flower Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Wet Ron.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Threesome, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 787 Read Count: 1567
[Report This] Published: 10/23/2005 Updated: 10/23/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/29/2005 Title: Chapter 1: In the Shower

Ohhh... wet!Ron! Yummeh... and wet!Harry with wet!Ron... priceless!

Author's Response: Thank you.

Tricycle by Rynne Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron and Hermione have invited Harry to move in with them, and Harry wants to. The only problem is explaining exactly why to Remus and Sirius...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Three of Hearts
Characters: None
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2360 Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: 10/24/2005 Updated: 10/24/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

I can so see Sirius and Remus like this with Harry and Harry being exasperated about their constant lovey dovey ways! Hee! Great job babe, as always!