Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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In Dreams by thysanotus Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StoryHermione hears Ginny having a bad dream
Categories: The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1116 Read Count: 3051
[Report This] Published: 01/03/2006 Updated: 01/03/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 01/29/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Both Mr Minnie and I thank you for such a delicious fic!

Dominance by thysanotus Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Harry gives Sev a birthday present
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: D/S, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 556 Read Count: 1318
[Report This] Published: 01/03/2006 Updated: 01/03/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstar
Date: 01/03/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love birthday presents! I had to leave you a review here, because well... I just had to! I love how you don't know who's who until almost the end and of course, sharing a birthday present with Sev is never a bad thing! LOL

Maternal Instincts by marksykins Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ever have an itch you just couldn't scratch?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 749 Read Count: 593
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2006 Updated: 01/08/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee! Oh yeah baybee! Hug that long-nosed git who's perfectly shaggable now that he's not sporting a motherly gaze! Ha! Loved this!

Coming of Age by marksykins Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ron's finally growing up.
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Horror
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 454 Read Count: 636
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2006 Updated: 01/08/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I shouldn't find this so good, but i do in a perverse, giddy, Slytherin way. LOL

In November by Icarus Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: First kiss under a chill November sky.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 93 Read Count: 285
[Report This] Published: 01/11/2006 Updated: 01/11/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Niiice!

And yes... Ron is soft really! Hee!

Author's Response:

Yes. Under all that bluster Ron is the softie.

Icarus

Rare Scottish Snow by Icarus Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harry insists Severus experience a bit of the great outdoors. One way or another. (Primer to the Dark Arts universe.) Some extra snark for Bluemoon. Very brief.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 393 Read Count: 395
[Report This] Published: 01/11/2006 Updated: 01/11/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/11/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I sooooo love this!!! I can visualize every moment and the snowball in the face! Brilliant!!! I almost felt it! LOL

Author's Response:

Hi, thank you! This fic didn\'t meet the challenge the requestor wanted (it\'s not quite "snark") but luckily she liked it anyway.

 

Break Up Challenge by Icarus Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Written for the Veelainc break-up challenge, break-up 100 words.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 455
[Report This] Published: 01/11/2006 Updated: 01/11/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LMAO!! I love this! In a few words, so much is said and shown that it's perfect!


Author's Response: Thank you. This was written for a drabble challenge where everything written was angsty. I had to throw in a little levity.

Author's Response: Thank you. This was written for a drabble challenge where everything written was angsty. I had to throw in a little levity.

Silver by simons_flower Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Draco gets the Dark Mark.

Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Drabble, Horror, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Suicide
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 258 Read Count: 1064
[Report This] Published: 01/19/2006 Updated: 01/19/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Silver

Richly dark and wicked and morbid and perfect!

Author's Response: Thank you.  That\'s what I was going for.

Realization by inell Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Curses flew in every direction

Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 236 Read Count: 309
[Report This] Published: 01/20/2006 Updated: 01/20/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh very nice! Sometimes it takes our subconscious to kick us in the ass and tell us what our heart's been aching for! Great job!

What a Way to Go by inell Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Remus and Sirius talk.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 372 Read Count: 245
[Report This] Published: 01/20/2006 Updated: 01/20/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hell yeah! Down with the whiskey and fags in a swirl of hot puppy-man-sex! Hee!

Standing By by crystallekil Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: "The good is sometimes the enemy of the best."
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Seamus Finnigan, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 220 Read Count: 318
[Report This] Published: 01/20/2006 Updated: 01/20/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*sigh* Perfection!

Another Beg Me For It Outtake by Icarus Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Beg Me For It drabble, completely AU, I was just having a little fun. Written for Tboy.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 350 Read Count: 1036
[Report This] Published: 01/22/2006 Updated: 01/22/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee! I love this story and the outtakes are just as amazing as the story!

"Huh. So that's what it looks like from this angle."

Now THAT's classic Ron!

Author's Response:

LOL! If I remember I just wrote this one for TBoy -- and largely because the opportunities for a threesome in the universe were too rich to be ignored. I mean, under some circumstances Percy\'s easy pickings.

Icarus

By the Light of the Lantern by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Past Featured StoryRon takes matters into his own hand...So to speak

Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 911 Read Count: 2998
[Report This] Published: 01/22/2006 Updated: 01/22/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/29/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You know I'm a huge fan of your harry/ron table and this piece is just so hot that I had to select it for this month's pick in Self-Pleasure. You totally rock babe!

A Brilliant Plan by sesptwd Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Draco and Ron scheme to get back at Harry.

Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4762 Read Count: 5384
[Report This] Published: 01/26/2006 Updated: 01/26/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"So who's shagging Luna Lovegood?"
ROFLMAO!!

This was brilliantly hot and though not a trio I'd ever thought possible, you made their new relationship plausible. Kudos to you, my friend. This was hot as hell!

Author's Response: I\'m really starting to love you!  Thanks for another kind review.  I\'m squeeing that you (and Annie and Trisha) liked this one so much.

The Boots by sesptwd Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Remus revists a memory from his school days.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Remus Lupin, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1343 Read Count: 264
[Report This] Published: 01/29/2006 Updated: 01/29/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/29/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee! Wonderful job on this! I love how you established a relationship between foes, not to mention a very hot scene to bring them together!

Author's Response: =D  I love that, \'I should hate you, but I can\'t help finding you hot\' thing. LOL.  Thanks, sweetie. I\'m glad you enjoyed it.