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Porn Star by Rebawilliams Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Hermione watches Harry in a porno movie and has to find out why. We follow their adventure as they discover why Squibs are missing.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, OFC, OMC, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Mystery, Romance, Trio
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: BDSM, Bondage, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Drug Usage, Dub-Con, FemSlash, Frottage, Graphic Violence, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Non-Con, OC, Orgy, Rape, Rimming, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Twincest, Violence, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 98370 Read Count: 40077
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2005 Updated: 12/18/2009
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 06/10/2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen

This was a hot, erotic story that had me hooked.  However, I thought the resolution of the Neville mystery was a little too easy, but the sex scene may have made up for that.  LOL

Harry Potter and the Unbreakable Bond by Leviathan Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 203]
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen Hermione uses ancient magic to save Harry and Ron, the trio's lives are changed - forever! 

AU, Sixth-year.
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Erotica, Fluff, Horror, Romance, Trio
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Graphic Violence, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 165896 Read Count: 131311
[Report This] Published: 10/14/2006 Updated: 04/08/2010
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed
Date: 08/15/2010 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter Twenty-Six: "...Inside an Enigma"

I absolutely adore this story.  The relationship between H/R/Hr is amazing and so sweet and so sexy and so erotic all at the same time.  You are doing a great job of showing their love for one another in contrast to their concerns for social norms.  I'm glad to see love is winning out -- as it always should.

Second Trimester by TheTrioMakesMeHot Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 61]
Summary:

~~SEQUEL TO TEN WEEKS~~ (Ten Weeks is short; you may want to read it first)
The Trio are forced to deal with repressed sexual attraction that began to surface in the unlikeliest of circumstances.            NOTE: This fic is still unfinished.  At first, I was delayed because of a career change  that came with an hour's commute in each direction, but the delay is currently due to the nature of the story itself.   I can't explain here as it will ruin the story, but I will add a note at the end of Chapter 9 explaining it.  I DO intend to finish this at some point, and it will be posted here, at LJ and at AO3 once I do.  I just can't say right now how long before I am able to focus on this one.


Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > Self Pleasure, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings, The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Trio
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22699 Read Count: 28484
[Report This] Published: 10/17/2007 Updated: 07/08/2010
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed
Date: 06/08/2010 Title: Chapter 8: Touch Me

I love this chapter.  I can't wait for another update.  Ron and Hermione have to get Harry back and show him that he belongs with them and that they can have a family together even if Ron and Hermione got a running start on it.  Just because this baby is a product of Ron's and Hermione's marriage before Harry doesn't make Harry any less part of their family.

Author's Response: Oh, but you KNOW how Harry always feels he doesn't deserve love ... the Dursleys did such an awful number on him when he was growing up.  I hope you're sticking with me ... there is more to come.

One Big Horny Weasley Family by theelderwyrm Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 48]
Summary: Ron and Hermione are contentedly married young couple with a fairly conventional sex life until a few too many drinks at George and Alicia's New Year's Eve loosen their tongues. Then they find out they are just part of one big horny Weasley Family.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Katie Bell, Lavender Brown, Lee Jordan, Parvati Patil, Penelope Clearwater, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, FemSlash, Masturbation, Orgy, Rimming, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 126033 Read Count: 90380
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2008 Updated: 07/07/2014
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 05/19/2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13- Breakfast of Champions

OMG - This story is frigging hot.  I loved everyone in it.

Running up that Hill by mrmoon Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

And if I only could I’d make a deal with god And get him to swap our places.


Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Drug Usage, Het, Masturbation, Minor Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1401 Read Count: 2583
[Report This] Published: 05/21/2010 Updated: 06/01/2010
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 06/14/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this idea for a story and for a fantasy.  We all know we would love to be able to experience sex from the POV of the opposite sex, so the fact that they get to do what we'd all love to is so fulfilling.  Well done!

Author's Response: Thanks so much. I'm so happy people like this story.

Who We Were by ClassySpanks Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Ballad of Ron and Hermione. What happened to Ron and Hermione after the battle and during their mission to Australia to recover her parents? Lots of flashbacks and missing scenes
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: General, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9065 Read Count: 5231
[Report This] Published: 06/08/2010 Updated: 08/20/2010
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed
Date: 08/20/2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I have said this before... I'm not a Ron/Hermoine fan, but I must say this story is sweet and cute and innocent and I am truly enjoying it.

Connected by mugglemama Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Ron and Hermione have always shared a special bond, now their connection is complete. 
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, RST, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9917 Read Count: 3480
[Report This] Published: 06/10/2010 Updated: 06/10/2010
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 06/11/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Connected

This is one of the sexiest, most honest "first-time" stories I have ever read and considering I'm not usually a fan of Ron-Hermione stories that's a big compliment.

Blind Date by Slashpervert Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Harry is eager for his blind date with one of the men who had fucked him previously at the gang bang. He may get even more than he expects.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Charlie Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: BDSM, D/S, Rimming, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: Dirty
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9720 Read Count: 3032
[Report This] Published: 10/29/2010 Updated: 10/29/2010
Reviewer: johnlovesme Signed
Date: 11/01/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Blind Date

Fun one!!!  What else can one say?  I love Charlie stories - and this Harry just fits (as does Charlies - pun intended).