Summary: Crack!fic. The Sorting Hat has a new song.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: PWP, Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 933 Read Count: 664
Member Since: 08/19/2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a snarky british Ravenclaw, born in 1991, my favourite characters are Severus Snape, the Golden Trio, Fred and George and Luna Lovegood. My favourite ships are any combination of the above (including all at once!) I'm available on many fic sites, including a lot of Harry Potter sites and twitter. I am something of a Spelling + Grammar Nazi, and a geek. I write themed haiku.
Here is my favourite (Final Fantasy VII-based. Spoileriffic, but if you haven't played it by now it's really your own fault for negligence.):
"Aeris, staff held tight
Achtung! Falling masamune!
Return to planet."
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a snarky british Ravenclaw, born in 1991, my favourite characters are Severus Snape, the Golden Trio, Fred and George and Luna Lovegood. My favourite ships are any combination of the above (including all at once!) I'm available on many fic sites, including a lot of Harry Potter sites and twitter. I am something of a Spelling + Grammar Nazi, and a geek. I write themed haiku.
Here is my favourite (Final Fantasy VII-based. Spoileriffic, but if you haven't played it by now it's really your own fault for negligence.):
"Aeris, staff held tight
Achtung! Falling masamune!
Return to planet."
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No Sex in the Room of Requirement (crack!songfic) by crystallekil Rated: MT - Mature Themes 
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[Reviews - 2] [Report This] Published: 10/19/2005 Updated: 10/19/2005
Summary: Harry Potter tells the story of an unwelcome connection between him and Voldemort, and how it helped in Voldemort’s demise.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: PWP, Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14125 Read Count: 968
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: PWP, Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14125 Read Count: 968
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Summary: With Vernon on a business trip and Dudley away on holiday with Piers, Petunia gets very, very lonely.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Marge Dursley, Petunia Dursley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2296 Read Count: 647
Categories: The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Marge Dursley, Petunia Dursley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2296 Read Count: 647
[Report This] Published: 01/13/2006 Updated: 01/13/2006
Reviewer: GummiBehr Signed
Date: 08/26/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 08/26/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Urgh, this is gross! Definitely more for the revoltinv curiosity factor than the sexietime. I want to scrub my brain.
In other words, a success.
Summary:
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1644 Read Count: 1261
Why does most everyone at Hogwarts have chapped lips - better yet, what is Snape going to do about it?
Kinks: rimming, female ejaculation, gratuitous humor and cliches
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1644 Read Count: 1261
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2006 Updated: 03/05/2006
Reviewer: GummiBehr Signed
Date: 08/23/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 08/23/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
How about a follow-up where they write one involving Snape, and he reads it? I wonder if he could still look them in the eye in class (or if anyone else could look him in the eye)? Especially if it circulates among the staff... Pleasant dreams.
Summary: In the final hours leading up to Harry and Ginny's wedding, every minute is crucial.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings, The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Professor Sinistra, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Bondage, D/S, FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Twincest, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2106 Read Count: 10636
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings, The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Professor Sinistra, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Bondage, D/S, FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Twincest, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2106 Read Count: 10636
[Report This] Published: 09/10/2006 Updated: 09/10/2006
Reviewer: GummiBehr Signed
Date: 08/20/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 08/20/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Woooooooo. Crazy, what an orgy. Is it wrong to like F+G-cest?
Summary: What the portraits get up to on their summer hols.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Various
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, Erotica
Time Period: Grindelwald, Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Orgy, Slash, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1717 Read Count: 990
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Various
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, Erotica
Time Period: Grindelwald, Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Orgy, Slash, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1717 Read Count: 990
[Report This] Published: 07/07/2009 Updated: 07/07/2009
Reviewer: GummiBehr Signed
Date: 08/20/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 08/20/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Hee hee hee, I often wondered what happens to Hogwarts in the holidays. However, I must admit I could have happily gone the rest of my days without the image of Dumbledore buggering the life out of Severus Snape :S
Summary: It is times like these that Narcissa clings to the ethereal tatters of dreams. They are the edges of the reality she longs to escape. Set during DH, NM/LL.
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Antonin Dolohov, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic, Drama
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, FemSlash, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1290 Read Count: 378
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Antonin Dolohov, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic, Drama
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, FemSlash, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1290 Read Count: 378
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2010 Updated: 03/26/2010
Reviewer: GummiBehr Signed
Date: 08/20/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 08/20/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
May I suggest more chapters? I don't consider myself an expert, but this is more than a plot bunny, there are so many beautiful, ethereal, enticing directions you could take this. My only criticism is that it feels unfinished.
Author's Response: Hm. I can see what you mean, but I'm not entirely sure it would be a good idea. I've often found that expanding on a one-shot can be a bad idea. Nevertheless, I might try after I get the upmteen other stories out of the way. :) Thanks for the review!