Penname: Twisted_Innocence [Contact] Real name: Penelope
Member Since: 10/28/2006
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a mom, wife and a second grade teacher - but that doesn't mean I'm boring or stuffy. I have two sides and I love them both. I just have to make sure I keep my wild side in check. The song Bitch really sums it up for me - "I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one." Reguardless of which side I'm showing - naughty or nice - some things stay the same - I'm ambitious, fun loving, creative, loyal and passionate. Thank you so much to Indie for her brilliant beta jobs! Indie, your advice is golden!
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Reviews by Twisted_Innocence
Love From Hermione by Demosthenes Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StoryIn their sixth year, Harry discovers that Hermione's been writing him secret letters since they first met. What does he discover about her, and himself, that's got him so ill at ease? And what will Hermione do when she finds out he's been going through her extremely personal, extremely private, things?
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11009 Read Count: 593
[Report This] Published: 01/31/2006 Updated: 01/31/2006
Reviewer: Twisted_Innocence Signed
Date: 01/15/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Love From Hermione

This was absolutely beautiful!  It fits so well with the characters and the flow is perfect. 

The Unexpected by deenas Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Harry receives a surprise a few weeks before his wedding from someone he thought he left behind. Will he be able to forgive and heal his wounds?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, OFC, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Future Plans
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4104 Read Count: 789
[Report This] Published: 06/20/2006 Updated: 06/20/2006
Reviewer: Twisted_Innocence Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Unexpected

This was absolutely beautiful!  I cried from the letter on.  

Reviewer: Twisted_Innocence Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Unexpected

This was absolutely beautiful!  I cried from the letter on.  

The Future is Brewing by sesptwd Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: There are no accidents. Only destiny. -- Julius Caesar
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy
Genres: General, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3328 Read Count: 432
[Report This] Published: 06/25/2006 Updated: 06/25/2006
Reviewer: Twisted_Innocence Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/15/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow!  I love the twist at the end. This was brilliant. 

Author's Response: I'm so glad you liked it so much.  Thanks for the review!

The Sneeze by risiepookie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28]
Summary: "Your problem," kiss, "is that you're thinking about it too much. You have to let it come naturally and then just let go."

Hermione has to sneeze, but some things she just can't force, try as she may.  Ron lends a helping hand by showing her the fun in patiently waiting for release. 

Not much plot, just an excuse for smut and spewing of random facts about sneezes.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Major Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2744 Read Count: 2767
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2006 Updated: 11/14/2006
Reviewer: Twisted_Innocence Signed
Date: 01/14/2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Sneeze

Absolutely brilliant!  This one had me giggling all the way through.  I will never be able to think of sneezes the same way again.  

Author's Response:

Oh, I'm so glad!  And, incidentally, I can't think about sneezes the way I used to either- welcome to the club.  :o)  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!

*yummy chocolate chip muffin for you*

The Season for Giving by snitchwitch Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Draco / Luna - mistletoe meetings, peppermint schnapps, Looney Lovegood shows her dominant side
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 497 Read Count: 350
[Report This] Published: 12/12/2006 Updated: 12/12/2006
Reviewer: Twisted_Innocence Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/12/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG!  I loved it.  Thank you so much!