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I Know by Samayel Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Draco finally pushes Harry too far, touching off an encounter that changes everything between them.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: BDSM, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Crossdressing, D/S, Dub-Con, Love/Hate, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6145 Read Count: 2024
[Report This] Published: 12/03/2007 Updated: 12/03/2007
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 12/03/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ohhhhh such hotness! That was amazing and sexy and wicked and GUH. Brilliant.

Snowy Night by simons_flower Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A little warmth goes a long way on a cold night.
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Contains Spoilers for DH, Frottage, Het, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4103 Read Count: 3077
[Report This] Published: 12/12/2007 Updated: 12/12/2007
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 12/13/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Snowy Night

Ohhhh that was H.O.T. Lucky girl!

Author's Response: Hee!  Thanks, glad you enjoyed!

Red, Red Wine by oldenuf2nobetter Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Harry, Draco and Mulled Wine
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1013 Read Count: 1749
[Report This] Published: 12/14/2007 Updated: 12/14/2007
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 12/14/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Red, Red Wine

oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

For little old me? Someone wrote this as a gift to ME? I've never been gifted with a fic before and this was bloody amazing!!! Especially:

“Well, I do have phenomenal taste in clothes,” Draco said with the exaggerated somberness of the very inebriated. 

“God’s honest truth, that,” Harry said charitably

and this:

And I want you so much that my balls ache with it.” This was said in an earthy growl, and Harry’s breath stuttered.  “I ache right . . . here.” Draco slid his hips forward, and Harry felt the stiffness of Draco’s cock and the soft globes just beneath as the slender hips rotated on him, grinding that softness into his hardened length.

Oh and ESPECIALLY this:

And I’ve a present for you, Harry.”  Harry lifted his head and looked into the grey eyes, now on his, both warm and knowing.  He leaned back in, lips brushing the shell of Harry’s ear.  “It’s your lucky day.  I don’t top.”

Gah! I'm melted! A MILLION thank yous to whomever chose to gift m with this lovely hot moment between two of my favorite boys. :o)

 

Lead Time by gingerale Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: New Year's Eve...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 970 Read Count: 1061
[Report This] Published: 12/16/2007 Updated: 12/16/2007
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 12/16/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh wow! I cannot believe this wonderful story was for ME! It was perfect and brilliant and I LOVED it!

 I really, REALLY liked:

So she turned right towards empty balcony thinking that if she could wait seven years to kiss the boy she’d always known was hers, she could wait a few minutes more for the chance properly catalogue his flavour.

That was wonderful!

Thank you so much, my Secret Elf!

"I'll Sing You Lullabies" by oldenuf2nobetter Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Harry gets home late, the wakes later to find Draco's half of the bed empty...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Ficlet, Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1335 Read Count: 3941
[Report This] Published: 01/31/2008 Updated: 01/31/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 02/04/2008 Title: Chapter 1: I'll Sing You Lullabies

Awww that was incredibly sweet! I love those moments. *sigh*

Author's Response: Thanks, sweetie!

Puppy Love by oldenuf2nobetter Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A continuation of the 'Pets' saga begun with "Dealing With Duchess".

What was Harry supposed to do?  Leave the abandoned puppy in the alley?
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Minor Fluff, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4712 Read Count: 969
[Report This] Published: 02/18/2008 Updated: 02/18/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 02/18/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Puppy Love

Lmao! Woman, you crack me up!

That was incredibly funny and heart-warming.

We actually have a dog named Toby, though he's not a golden retriever.



Author's Response: I had one named Toby when I was a kid, too.  And I couldn't resist!

Mortification by IamAGhost Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1749 Read Count: 1217
[Report This] Published: 03/01/2008 Updated: 03/01/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/03/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Mortification

Oh this was wonderful! I really loved it, especiallly when they wake together, all sleepy and cuddly. *sigh* Just lovely.

Author's Response: AW, thanks! I hope one I wake to that warm cuddliness :D

The Good Parts by kaalee Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sometimes Ron feels as though he's living life as a series of obstacles to overcome; less-than-pleasant experiences to be endured until he can get to the 'good parts.'
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Ficlet, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 833 Read Count: 447
[Report This] Published: 03/02/2008 Updated: 03/02/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/03/2008 Title: Chapter 1: good parts

Brilliant! Really, I loved it.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! <3

Bedtime Stories by potterhead37 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Past Featured StoryA naughty book prompts Hermione to make some much-needed changes.

Originally written for the Winter Colorful Quote Challenge at Checkmated.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Masturbation, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7476 Read Count: 12688
[Report This] Published: 03/04/2008 Updated: 03/05/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Bedtime Stories

Oh! That was just.. Oh! Simply wonderful!

 I really loved how realisitic it was, with their every day worries and stress and how easy it sometimes is to forget to take time for each other. Completely brilliant!

And Ginny really was wonderful! She cracked me up. Ohhh I'd love to read the outtake of her and Harry in Andromeda's kitchen! Are you planning on writing any of that?

Would it be OK if I recced this fic in my LJ? I feel the need to share it with all my friends! LoL.



Author's Response: Thanks for your kind words!  I'm glad you found Ginny funny, and I would be very flattered if you rec'ced this.

Asking For Her Hand by tqpannie Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary: Past Featured StoryRon goes to visit Mr. Granger to ask permission to marry Hermione.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Major Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2029 Read Count: 3202
[Report This] Published: 03/04/2008 Updated: 03/04/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yay! I loved it, fluffy as it was! I hope more rabid fluffy bunnies bite you! *giggle*

There’s Nothing Like a Good Wank by Rickey_A Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: *Good* wankage (Ron, Harry/Ron)
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Masturbation
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 164 Read Count: 1561
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2008 Updated: 03/05/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ohhh naughty Ron! I love it.

Author's Response: :D waggles eyebrows

In the Orchard by willowwand Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Ron and Hermione share a moment of bliss after the end of the war.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3437 Read Count: 2923
[Report This] Published: 03/08/2008 Updated: 03/08/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/10/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow that was really great! I can totally picture it as canon. Very well done!

Dirty Boy by deenas Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Rain. Mud. A lonely, horny young man. Self-pleasure ensues.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, Ficlet, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Masturbation, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 4053
[Report This] Published: 03/12/2008 Updated: 03/12/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/12/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Lmao that was brilliant!

Grow Old With You by tqpannie Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: He wants to grow old with her
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 226 Read Count: 486
[Report This] Published: 03/23/2008 Updated: 03/23/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 03/24/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh goodness, this was utterly lovely! I adore Arthur and Molly and am so happy you wrote this!

The First Two Times by potterhead37 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 23]
Summary: Past Featured StoryExhausted and in shock after the final battle, Ron and Hermione find sanctuary in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Hurt/Comfort, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5067 Read Count: 9500
[Report This] Published: 04/20/2008 Updated: 04/20/2008
Reviewer: Tart Signed
Date: 04/21/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh wow, that was wonderful! I really loved the two different POV's. Your descriptions were beautiful, too :o)

Author's Response: Thanks!  I am really glad you like it!