Penname: TheGiantSquid [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 11/24/2005
Membership status: Member
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"It's like going out with the giant squid."
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Stories by TheGiantSquid
Hunka Hunka Sideburnin' Love by TheGiantSquid Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Ginny's got a kink she never knew she had.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 298 Read Count: 467
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2007 Updated: 01/09/2007
Hurtling by TheGiantSquid Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

hurtle: (v) to move with or as if with great speed

Two friends find themselves hurtling towards an unknown future.


Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1353 Read Count: 478
[Report This] Published: 06/20/2006 Updated: 06/20/2006
I'll Remember by TheGiantSquid Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

We got married on a Sunday, right underneath the beech tree by the lake at Hogwarts. (It was where we had shared our first kiss.) I remember being a nervous wreck the entire time. We had decided to marry straight out of Hogwarts so we were both barely eighteen....

A story of love, hope, and survival.


Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1265 Read Count: 403
[Report This] Published: 12/01/2005 Updated: 12/01/2005
Kiss and Tell by TheGiantSquid Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StorySirius Black learns some very interesting information about a one Remus Lupin. Hilarity ensues!
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 680 Read Count: 974
[Report This] Published: 03/13/2006 Updated: 03/13/2006
La Nuit by TheGiantSquid Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: War is not glamorous, nor exciting or thrilling. It's dirty and exhausting and it's a struggle every day to survive.

After Pansy Parkinson is rescued from Death Eaters, she and Harry Potter discover that they have much more in common than originally believed.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7512 Read Count: 645
[Report This] Published: 03/20/2006 Updated: 03/20/2006
Last Night by TheGiantSquid Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Remus isn’t ready to leave. Sirius isn’t ready to let him go.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Angst, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2149 Read Count: 360
[Report This] Published: 08/20/2007 Updated: 08/20/2007
Middle by TheGiantSquid Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Being in the middle was the easiest...
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 295 Read Count: 1474
[Report This] Published: 03/13/2006 Updated: 03/13/2006
November by TheGiantSquid Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: “Moony?” Sirius asks softly, without his usual swagger and confidence. “Do you ever feel like you’re going insane?” Remus considers the question carefully and then answers truthfully. “Everyday.”
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Ficlet, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 801 Read Count: 325
[Report This] Published: 12/28/2005 Updated: 12/28/2005
One Day for Them by TheGiantSquid Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What exactly did Ron and Hermione get up to on their first Hogsmeade weekend all on their own?

A PoA outtake written for team het in the first running of the triatha_ron on LJ.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Golden Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, General
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4794 Read Count: 495
[Report This] Published: 03/25/2007 Updated: 03/25/2007
Precious by TheGiantSquid Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured Story

He'd been doing it for years...

Written for Tarie's Magical Item Ficlet Extravaganza.


Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Cormac McLaggen
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Masturbation
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1128 Read Count: 1478
[Report This] Published: 08/03/2006 Updated: 08/03/2006
See No Evil by TheGiantSquid Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: After Draco is blinded in an accident that wasn’t quite an accident after all, Ron takes him in and soon discovers that not everything, or everyone, is as it seems...
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26491 Read Count: 2902
[Report This] Published: 08/19/2006 Updated: 08/19/2006
Signs of Magic by TheGiantSquid Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Hermione loved books.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 699
[Report This] Published: 09/19/2006 Updated: 09/19/2006
Strategy by TheGiantSquid Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Strategy: a long term plan of action designed to achieve a particular goal, be it to obtain job security or a particular love interest with red hair and freckles.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: EWE, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4582 Read Count: 530
[Report This] Published: 01/28/2009 Updated: 01/28/2009
The Pursuit of Happiness by TheGiantSquid Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry Potter has great friends, a job he loves, and a peaceful life for the first time in years. So why can’t he just be happy like everybody else?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Minor Character Death, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19247 Read Count: 918
[Report This] Published: 08/20/2007 Updated: 08/20/2007
Summary:

Hermione sees something she doesn’t want to see, Ron learns something he rather not learn, and Ron and Hermione tell some secrets. No plot at all.


Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2065 Read Count: 725
[Report This] Published: 03/13/2006 Updated: 03/13/2006