Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
The Typography of Love by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sirius wants to prove his love to Remus, one font at a time.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 256 Read Count: 367
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2007 Updated: 04/04/2007
The Wand Debate by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Seamus is curious about wand length.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 177 Read Count: 612
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2007 Updated: 06/06/2007
Summary: It takes blood to replenish the bloodless and pain to strenghten the spineless.
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Erotica, Horror
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, BDSM, Bloodplay, D/S, Graphic Violence, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 885 Read Count: 268
[Report This] Published: 04/08/2006 Updated: 04/08/2006
Through The Floor by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Never speak of a Black in their native tongue.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1121 Read Count: 354
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 11/06/2006
Tossing and Turning by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When Hermione's back pain keeps both of them awake, Ginny improvises.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, FemSlash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 190 Read Count: 420
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2006 Updated: 12/11/2006
Uncontrolled by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Ron could watch him for hours and not grow tired of it. On a broomstick, Viktor Krum had grace and finesse.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Ron Weasley, Viktor Krum
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 547 Read Count: 438
[Report This] Published: 12/18/2009 Updated: 12/18/2009
Under the Mistletoe by madam_minnie Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 0]
Summary: How is she not supposed to ravage him when he looks so good standng there under the mistletoe?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 138 Read Count: 502
[Report This] Published: 12/31/2008 Updated: 12/31/2008
Untraditional Traditions by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StoryTraditions may come and go but bestmates are forever
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3296 Read Count: 2050
[Report This] Published: 11/12/2007 Updated: 11/12/2007
Wager by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: James, Remus and Sirius fire up a fatty!
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter
Genres: Comedy, Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Drug Usage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 756 Read Count: 374
[Report This] Published: 05/11/2007 Updated: 05/11/2007
Waiting in Winter by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Severus, Lily & Snow
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Lily Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: None
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 695
[Report This] Published: 12/19/2007 Updated: 12/19/2007
What Crack is this? by madam_minnie Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When Ron finds photos of Harry and Dean in The Quibbler, he decides to confront his lover about it.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 150 Read Count: 345
[Report This] Published: 04/30/2007 Updated: 04/30/2007
What Dreams are Made of by tqpannie, madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron has a dream after eating deviled eggs.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2336 Read Count: 530
[Report This] Published: 10/11/2009 Updated: 10/11/2009
Whiskey Tales by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Oliver likes to watch folks walk by. Charlie likes to watch Oliver. Top with a bottle of whiskey and it's a voyeur's dream!
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Oliver Wood
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 329 Read Count: 397
[Report This] Published: 04/11/2007 Updated: 04/11/2007
Why Didn't You Tell Me? by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ron and Hermione have been a couple. Can Harry make them a trio in every sense?
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Golden Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1020 Read Count: 769
[Report This] Published: 09/17/2005 Updated: 09/17/2005
Wolfstar Earring by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Who knew so much could come from an earring?
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 294 Read Count: 264
[Report This] Published: 09/02/2006 Updated: 09/02/2006