Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
Boggart by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What is a frustrated DADA professor to do to get his most ornery Slytherin student to attempt the Ridikkulus spell with success? Whatever it takes!
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Crossdressing, Slash, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 231 Read Count: 1012
[Report This] Published: 11/24/2007 Updated: 11/24/2007
Broomshed Delight by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: They're supposed to be trimming the tree... damn those randy boys!
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Threesome, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 942 Read Count: 4491
[Report This] Published: 12/04/2005 Updated: 12/04/2005
Broomstick Wonder by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Sometimes it comes down to Harry/Draco.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1501 Read Count: 1006
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2005 Updated: 09/04/2005
Call me James by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Past Featured StoryHarry/Sirius: Harry tempts Sirius into doing the unthinkable
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Harry Potter, Sirius Black
Genres: Angst, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Dub-Con, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 936 Read Count: 2075
[Report This] Published: 08/07/2007 Updated: 08/07/2007
Cheaters Sometimes Prosper by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Remus knows better than to cheat at Exploding Snap, but how else is he going to get Sirius drunk enough to seduce him?
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 713 Read Count: 669
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2006 Updated: 09/04/2006
Choices by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Had Remus known that Severus had lost as much as he the night of Sirius' betrayal?
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 237 Read Count: 484
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2007 Updated: 08/12/2007
Choices Made by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: If you could save him with just one bite... would you do it?
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Horror, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1777 Read Count: 506
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
Christmas Biscuits by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ron's getting in the Christmas spirit...Tinsel anyone?
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 333 Read Count: 483
[Report This] Published: 11/28/2005 Updated: 11/28/2005
Claimed by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: All good ponies must be broken if they intend to be ridden.

Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Percy Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Erotica, Ficlet, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, D/S, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1316 Read Count: 3712
[Report This] Published: 03/27/2006 Updated: 03/27/2006
Claiming a Malfoy by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Standing under the lamp post, I waited for him to emerge. His shimmering black and silver cloak sweeping the dewy grass as he made his way toward me, eyes still red from the hunt and face warm and rosy from his feeding. Her scent lingered on his skin and seeped through his pores to mingle with the blood he had taken from her. Sweeping my lips with his tongue, I tasted her there and her musk, entwined with the metallic tang of her blood stirred a hunger deep in my body that answered to the beast within him.
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Darkfic, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Love/Hate, Strong Language, Vampirism
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1030 Read Count: 274
[Report This] Published: 03/07/2007 Updated: 03/07/2007
Coming Clean by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Wanking in private is not always easy when you're a sixteen year-old Sirius Black. 
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Masturbation, Slash, Voyeurism
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 855 Read Count: 2046
[Report This] Published: 05/28/2006 Updated: 05/28/2006
Coming? by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sometimes it’s easier to just take matters into hand.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Masturbation, Slash, Voyeurism
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 650 Read Count: 1415
[Report This] Published: 05/23/2006 Updated: 05/23/2006
Confessions to heal the spirit by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Within the confines of a church, two unlikely souls seek answers to the nightmares they share. What better place to confess your sins, than in a church... with a vampire for a priest.
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Darkfic, Horror
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, BDSM, Bloodplay, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 852 Read Count: 493
[Report This] Published: 04/08/2006 Updated: 04/08/2006
Cruel Intentions by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: How do you go about healing when you've dug yourself so deep?
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1172 Read Count: 525
[Report This] Published: 05/09/2007 Updated: 05/09/2007
Dear Ron… Dear Harry… by tqpannie, madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron and Harry have both saved all the letters they have sent each other over the years.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Rimming, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5879 Read Count: 836
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2007 Updated: 05/03/2007