Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
Some Kind of Relationship by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harry/Dean Winchester: He's never going to admit they have a messed-up relationship, it's just not Dean's style.
Categories: Crossovers > Television
Characters: Various
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 527 Read Count: 752
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2007 Updated: 04/04/2007
Stop The Hammering by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harry knows Ron's not the best handy-man in the world, but he is definitely handy with his hands!
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1217 Read Count: 459
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 11/06/2006
Strategic Planning by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Strategy isn't always about battle plans. How far will Ron go to get his primary objective?
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1517 Read Count: 549
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2005 Updated: 09/04/2005
Stroke of Genius by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Sometimes it just takes a stroke of genius.

Written for the Inspiration Imagination Drabble Drive

Inspiration...Benediction by LizardSpots


Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles, Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 411 Read Count: 397
[Report This] Published: 07/31/2009 Updated: 07/31/2009
Suspended Animosity by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: He loved it because on this, the most loving of holidays, Avery McNair could hold the most favoured of the Dark Lord's inner circle at his mercy.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Avery, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, D/S, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 153 Read Count: 384
[Report This] Published: 03/28/2007 Updated: 03/28/2007
Swirling Images by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured StoryHealing more than a broken heart, can tear you apart.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1248 Read Count: 1126
[Report This] Published: 03/14/2007 Updated: 03/14/2007
Take Me Out To The Ballpark by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When forced to keep Severus Snape in hiding, Harry thinks of the most inconspicuous places to hide.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 236 Read Count: 450
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2007 Updated: 04/04/2007
Tame Me... Backside by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Wax, a dragon-tamer and a half-giant... you put it together
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Rubeus Hagrid, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 218 Read Count: 393
[Report This] Published: 05/09/2007 Updated: 05/09/2007
Teammates by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Based on the prompt sentence: "But I don't understand, Charlie--why that way?"
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Oliver Wood
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 606 Read Count: 644
[Report This] Published: 11/19/2009 Updated: 11/19/2009
That by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary: The morning after your first with your lover... are you ready to face becoming that
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1930 Read Count: 1013
[Report This] Published: 04/12/2006 Updated: 04/12/2006
The Captains' Prompt by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The Captains of the Quidditch Pitch give Harry Potter a few prompts.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Three of Hearts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 410 Read Count: 422
[Report This] Published: 08/20/2006 Updated: 08/20/2006
The Eternal Kiss by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Had he listened to his sister’s warnings about the man he’d fallen deeply in love with, he may have been able to change things. Had he not fallen in love with his best friend… perhaps… things may have been different.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Aberforth Dumbledore, Albus Dumbledore, Ariana Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald
Genres: Angst, Tragedy
Time Period: Grindelwald
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 961 Read Count: 1622
[Report This] Published: 10/27/2007 Updated: 10/27/2007
Summary: Co written with annie the turning of Percy Weasley.

Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: None
Genres: Horror, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2108 Read Count: 268
[Report This] Published: 12/04/2005 Updated: 12/04/2005
The Luckiest Bloke in the World by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When the Weasley twins' owl arrived with an invitation to Christmas dinner, Oliver Wood felt like the luckiest bloke in England. When he realized he would be on the menu, he KNEW he was the luckiest bloke in the world!
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Oliver Wood
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Twincest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 562 Read Count: 599
[Report This] Published: 11/19/2009 Updated: 11/19/2009
The Rainbow Connection by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Friends don't let friends get drunk at home alone.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Comedy, Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1146 Read Count: 443
[Report This] Published: 02/05/2006 Updated: 02/05/2006