Penname: charlottesometimes [Contact] Real name: char
Member Since: 06/03/2006
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Fowl by charlottesometimes Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry/Draco: Harry finds out why it is that he cannot resist Draco Malfoy. *parody, SQUICK, crack*
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1261 Read Count: 437
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Frail & Bedazzled by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Snape/Hermione: When she first found him, he was blinded. She didn't ask 'how' or even 'why.' Hermione's first thought was that she couldn't have Harry discover him, remembering those deadly words: if I find Snape along the way, too bad for him.
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Hermione Granger, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Erotica, Ficlet, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1034 Read Count: 313
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Gay Aurors by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Draco Malfoy mysteriously returns to London a badass and is partnered up with a very grumpy and very gay Harry Potter.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Crack-Fic, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 115093 Read Count: 7350
[Report This] Published: 06/11/2006 Updated: 03/26/2007
Knives Out by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry/Draco [Complete] Several years after the death of Voldemort, a depressed Harry Potter decides to rejoin the world of the living, only to run into his old nemesis Draco Malfoy in a Muggle gay club where things are not as they seem.
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Graphic Violence, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 45253 Read Count: 3467
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Long Time Coming by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry/Draco: The war is over and much of the Hogwarts staff has died or retired. Harry and Draco work about as well together as professors as they ever did as students.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4987 Read Count: 360
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Monsters by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fleur/Tonks, Bill: Fleur doesn't just want cunt. She craves it. She needs it like I need raw meat.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Fleur Delacour, Professor Sinistra, Bill Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1542 Read Count: 1459
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Morsepenal by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fred and George meet up with their uncles in the Ministry of Magic. Orgy/Crack/Incest
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Fabian Prewett, Gideon Prewett, Dolores Umbridge, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Crack-Fic, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Orgy, Slash, Twincest, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1981 Read Count: 701
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Opalescent by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured StoryJames/Narcissa: Letters piece together a missing history of a romance that never was between James and Narcissa.
Categories: Dark Tales > Slytherin Common Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Harry Potter, James Potter
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2965 Read Count: 976
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Poses by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Post OotP/Pre HBP. After a week apart where Harry is stuck with the Dursleys and Draco has been cooped up with the Order, the boys reunite and try to deal with their new lives. Harry/Draco, Sequel to Change My World. -complete-
Categories: Dark Tales > Slytherin Common Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62267 Read Count: 4756
[Report This] Published: 03/27/2007 Updated: 03/27/2007
Potter's Princess by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: "Sleeping Beauty," H/D style. Slash, language, cross-dressing, crack, spanking, and felching. PWP/Humor/D/S One shot.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: D/S, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1764 Read Count: 452
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Queen Takes King by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry/Draco: On the chessboard of life, never underestimate the power of an angry queen.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1157 Read Count: 322
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Renovo Virgo by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Bellatrix/James: They never should have let such a pure young man into this house. Blacks aren't ever as earnest and tender as this.
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, James Potter
Genres: Darkfic, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, BDSM, Love/Hate, Non-Con, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1291 Read Count: 283
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Ripcord by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Narcissa/Luna: A prison cell, a happy home; hell built for two.
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, BDSM, D/S, FemSlash, Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1343 Read Count: 376
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Seeing Pink by charlottesometimes Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Luna/Tonks, A cut scene from HBP where Tonks realizes the truth about herself.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Professor Sinistra
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1090 Read Count: 302
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Silence by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: AU: James/Harry No one would have ever suspected it of James Potter. Abuse/Chan
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Harry Potter, James Potter
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Chan
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1481 Read Count: 787
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007