Summary:

Yuletide: ‘tis the season to be jolly! Unfortunately, for four and two-thirds Potters, jolliness is in short supply. Perhaps it is the season of:
Monkeys; fish and chip suppers; shopping in Knockturn Alley; a werewolf wearing glitter lipstick; a Moon in an eccentric orbit; Dung; snow; and a jolly fat man with a white beard.
Hopefully everything will work out.

Consumer Warning: Like many Christmas gifts, this may contain nuts/nut traces.

No Father Christmases were harmed during the writing of this story.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, James (younger) Potter, Lavender Brown, Mundungus Fletcher, OMC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: Family Matters
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13804 Read Count: 828

Summary: He knew how to watch her without being noticed
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 489 Read Count: 504

Summary: Rose has a crush. Scorpius has a secret. Will their friendship survive it?
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10445 Read Count: 1513

Summary: Neville’s still beautiful to Harry, despite the scars of war.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2419 Read Count: 360

Summary: Written for shaychana, who gave me Hermione/Grawp, “language and logic aren’t everything”. The twisted fairytales are my contribution. Right, if anyone wants me, I’ll be hiding with Lils.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, OMC, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Dub-Con
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1269 Read Count: 437

Summary: Sequel to Blind Beauty. Post-war life has challenges for Harry and Draco. As their friends begin to marry and have families, the pair are finding their own dreams thwarted by prejudice. Draco is still part-werewolf and wandless. Harry wants marriage and children.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Dungeon, The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, BDSM, Bloodplay, Bondage, Contains Spoiler for HBP, D/S, Graphic Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Minor Character Death, Non-Con, Public Sex, Rape, Rimming, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56260 Read Count: 10344

Summary: Ron faces an unwanted epiphany about his best friend, and what it means about himself.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6849 Read Count: 1526