Date: 02/23/2011 02:41 AM Title: Chapter 1
Hahahahahaha! I love it!
Poor Petunia - her beloved Diddykins finally got a girl and got lucky. (One shudders at this prospect.) but this was just hilarious. Especially at how Petunia treated said girl. hahahahaha
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm afraid Dudley's parents were very naive to leave him home alone for a week. I'm sure he was in for a long stretch locked in Harry's old room.