Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
Deep in the Forest by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Deep in the American forest, Remus Lupin finds himself in another's wolf's territory... a wolf who would bring back memories of a time Remus had spent a lifetime trying to forget.
Categories: Crossovers > Literature
Characters: OMC, Remus Lupin
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossovers
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1596 Read Count: 865
[Report This] Published: 12/31/2008 Updated: 12/31/2008
Desk by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: He'd forgotten what this was like. 
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt
Genres: Drabble, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 295 Read Count: 468
[Report This] Published: 11/19/2009 Updated: 11/19/2009
Dim The Lights, Harry by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Fairy lights can be beautiful to display, but be mindful of their more disruptive attributes.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 535 Read Count: 970
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2007 Updated: 12/11/2007
Discussion with the Minister by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy, Vampire Advocate, has a discussion with the Minister of Magic

Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1115 Read Count: 290
[Report This] Published: 12/28/2005 Updated: 12/28/2005
Drunken Penis by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry likes to sing and dance with a glance in his pants
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Masturbation, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 654 Read Count: 467
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 11/06/2006
Ebenezer Weasley by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry will do anything to cheer up Ron on Christmas.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 584 Read Count: 599
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 11/06/2006
Falling Into The Valley by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Ron falls and Harry and Hermione remember
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Threesome, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 599 Read Count: 871
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2005 Updated: 09/04/2005
Fear Of A Name by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Everything seemed to slow down as he walked toward the creepy hat with the smile on its face sitting atop of the wooden stool and he remembered his father's stories.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Albus Severus Potter
Genres: Drabble, General
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 786 Read Count: 665
[Report This] Published: 10/01/2008 Updated: 10/01/2008
Feed Me by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius awakes to beckon his breakfast...Only the purest of blood will do.
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 326
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
Fire by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Their love was a white-hot, all-consuming fire.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 156 Read Count: 407
[Report This] Published: 05/07/2007 Updated: 05/07/2007
Fisticuffs by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: As a prized fighter, Oliver faces many challenges in the ring, never in a million years did he think he'd face the biggest challenge of his life... for what could be his last fight.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Terrence Higgs, Oliver Wood
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 549 Read Count: 462
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2007 Updated: 05/03/2007
Good Help is Difficult to Find by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The perfect help is difficult to find...

Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 826 Read Count: 277
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
Hand Motion by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry enjoyed watching Ron's hands slide down the shaft and grip the base firmly before sliding back to the tip with expert precision.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136 Read Count: 596
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2006 Updated: 12/11/2006
Happy Birthday, Boys! by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: "Remus!" Harry called out, his eyes slightly glassy behind his spectacles and cheeks flushed. The raven-haired, Chosen One straddled him in the chair and lazily licked the seam of Remus' lips. "Don't I get a birthday kiss?"
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Frottage, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 896 Read Count: 903
[Report This] Published: 09/09/2009 Updated: 09/09/2009
Happy Christmas to All by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sirius sends holiday wishes Marauder-Style
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1060 Read Count: 1046
[Report This] Published: 12/16/2007 Updated: 12/16/2007