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Stories by humantales
A New Everything by humantales Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Three years after the War, Harry decides to start the New Year with a surprise. DH spoilers
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1905 Read Count: 1604
[Report This] Published: 12/13/2007 Updated: 12/14/2007
Be Careful What You Ask by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Parvati and Lavender after the end of Ron/Lavender.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil
Genres: General
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1143 Read Count: 660
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2008 Updated: 03/27/2008
Blackmail by humantales Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When Snape insists that Harry stop isolating himself, Harry turns the tables on Snape. Pre-slash.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3509 Read Count: 516
[Report This] Published: 02/22/2008 Updated: 02/24/2008
Counterparts by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 2]
Summary: After leaving the Dursleys in the summer after fifth year, Harry goes to Godric's Hollow and finds himself . . . at home. AU with a twist. Written pre-HBP
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Mystery
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8899 Read Count: 690
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2008 Updated: 01/09/2008
Dear Ron by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Percy writes a letter to his youngest brother.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Percy Weasley
Genres: Drama
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1294 Read Count: 426
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2008 Updated: 03/27/2008
Draught of Living Death (Not Really) by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Draco discovers late-night horror films.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1236 Read Count: 566
[Report This] Published: 03/24/2008 Updated: 03/25/2008
Dudley Dursley and the Knights of Walpurgis by humantales Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 39]
Summary: After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter
Genres: Action/Adventure
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 56296 Read Count: 6158
[Report This] Published: 02/22/2008 Updated: 10/29/2010
First Day of School by humantales Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Minerva McGonagall performs the traditional ritual for a new Headmaster/Headmistress's first day of his or her first term.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Minerva McGonagall
Genres: General
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1005 Read Count: 444
[Report This] Published: 03/22/2008 Updated: 03/22/2008
History Is So Boring! by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Mark Evans's first class at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry is History of Magic. They have a special guest instructor. Written pre-DH.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1089 Read Count: 423
[Report This] Published: 03/27/2008 Updated: 03/27/2008
How Babies Are Made by humantales Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Past Featured StoryGinny explains to James how the new baby was made. James sees things . . . a little differently.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, James (younger) Potter
Genres: Fluff
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 821 Read Count: 4276
[Report This] Published: 03/11/2008 Updated: 03/11/2008
Kill the Rabbit by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It wasn't the Rabbit of Caerbannog, so they'll probably survive the encounter.  (Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Remus Lupin
Genres: Crossovers
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2289 Read Count: 433
[Report This] Published: 01/13/2011 Updated: 01/13/2011
Lackland Elf Storage by humantales Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 6]
Summary: After becoming "head of the family", Draco must investigate a mystery bill.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1143 Read Count: 507
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2008 Updated: 03/27/2008
Learning to Vanquish by humantales Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Continuation of "Counterparts". Harry's sixth year, in which he decides it's time to start actively fighting. Written pre-HBP.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Action/Adventure
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90569 Read Count: 4577
[Report This] Published: 02/25/2008 Updated: 03/19/2008
Legacy by humantales Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 3]
Summary: On his first birthday after the Battle of Hogwarts, Angelina visits George with some news. Written for the Rebirth Challenge.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Angelina Johnson, George Weasley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-04) Rebirth Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-04) Rebirth Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1096 Read Count: 811
[Report This] Published: 04/30/2008 Updated: 04/30/2008
Neville Longbottom, Gryffindor Extraordinaire by humantales Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Hermione muses on Neville's similarities to Clark Kent.



Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom
Genres: General
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1214 Read Count: 791
[Report This] Published: 01/24/2010 Updated: 01/24/2010